March Nerdness 2014 Championship – Star Wars VS. Star Trek!


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The Championship!
The Championship!

So here it is. It’s come down to Captain Kirk and Obi Wan Kenobi, or better yet, Star Trek versus Star Wars.

This happened.
“No! No one sees my bellybutton!”
“Your fashion sense is…illogical.”

Captain Kirk vs. The Doctor – Both Kirk and The Doctor are willing to cheat. Both depend a lot upon technology, their starships, and their companions. Kirk fights. The Doctor runs. Kirk wins.  I wonder who has broken more intergalactic hearts. Perhaps that would have been an equally intriguing competition. I know my seven-year-old daughter will be heartbroken that her first crush is on the losing end of this matchup. Yep, that’s right. She’s in love with David Tennant, not One Direction. Parenting win.

T-800 vs Obi Wan Kenobi –  Was there any more of a lopsided victory? (Don’t you dare mention Super Bowl VLVIII. Too soon. Too soon.) Unless it was a small army of T-800s, there isn’t much of a battle here. So let’s say it is. Do lightsabers deflect bullets as easily as lasers?  Obi Wan would need to use all his skills with a lightsaber and the force to defeat this army. These cyborgs are much more tenacious in their bloodlust than the Separatist droids. While Obi Wan would take a few bullets, he would avoid and block the terminal ones surgically wielding his lightsaber and using the force with precision.

So let’s hear who has the stronger following of fans: Star Trek or Star Wars? I know I have my suspicion.

 

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Jason

I've been a comic nerd since Spider-man and his Amazing Friends and the Super Friends. So someone please explain to me, when did Aquaman become so cool? Also, why isn't She-Hulk in more media?