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Salty Reviews: Jungle Cruise

Like a digital turd floating downriver, Disney’s latest green screen spectacle, Jungle Cruise is headed to theaters and Disney Plus (+$29.99) on Friday. The movie stars Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Emily Blunt, and it’s supposedly inspired by classic jungle movies like The African Queen (1951) and Romancing the Stone (1984). It feels more like the […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Furious Seven

At this point in the franchise I don’t think it’s exactly a mystery what each new chapter will entail. It’s more of the same here with fast cars, over-the-top action sequences, cheesy dialogue and of course lots of scantily clad women shaking their ass to some dime a dozen pop song. These are the usual […]Read More