Tags : romancing the stone

Salty Reviews: Jungle Cruise

Like a digital turd floating downriver, Disney’s latest green screen spectacle, Jungle Cruise is headed to theaters and Disney Plus (+$29.99) on Friday. The movie stars Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Emily Blunt, and it’s supposedly inspired by classic jungle movies like The African Queen (1951) and Romancing the Stone (1984). It feels more like the […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Disney’s Jungle Cruise

“Some journeys take us far from home. Some adventures lead us to our destiny.” – C.S. Lewis These days Disney seems busy doing one of two things; either they’re adapting one of their animated films into live action or they are adapting an attraction from Disneyland into a feature film. A remake of The Haunted […]Read More

Double Feature #69 with Cake Blissken

Welcome back for more! Meow, If you’ve got nothing better to do, head on over to your last local video store, search your favorite legal or illegal online subscription movie sites, check your personal DVD or VHS collection, and track these bad boys down. Meow, grab some delicious and/or nutritious sweet or sour treats, a […]Read More