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Nerdlocker Movie Review: The Forever Purge

“Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages.” – Thomas Edison The Purge movies can be a bit rudimentary at times with mindless, excessive violence and one dimensional characters. However basic they may be there is no denying […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Black Widow

“Some things can’t be ignored. You can only conquer your past if you choose to face it.” – Linda Wisdom I’m not sure why it took until phase 4 for the Black Widow character to get her own movie but I can say it was worth the wait. What little I know about the MARVEL […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: F9

“I live my life a quarter mile at a time… For those ten seconds or less, I’m free.” – Dominic Toretto What can I say about this franchise at this point that hasn’t already been said ad nauseam? It’s ridiculous and over-the-top? You already know that. It should have ended five movies ago? Again, you […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Cruella

“Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.” -The Joker Heralded as the Joker of the Disney world, Cruella is an origin story intent on humanizing an otherwise wholly despised villain. Embodying the black and white villainess and to a brilliant extent is Emma Stone. While it follows certain typical Disney tropes, […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: A Quiet Place Part II

“It’s in my nature to be kind, gentle, and loving, but know this: When it comes to matters of protecting my friend, my family, and my heart, do not trifle with me. For I am also the most powerful and relentless creature you will ever know.” – Unknown It’s rare that such an impact is […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Spiral: From the Book of Saw

“I want to play a game.” – Jigsaw If anyone from Lionsgate ever sees this: PLEASE STOP MAKING SAW MOVIES! Thank you. Sincerely, anyone with a sliver of self-respect and taste. I could make the argument that everything before this point had some validity to its existence. From the original Saw to the much maligned […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Wrath of Man

“Vengeance is a monster of appetite, forever bloodthirsty and never filled.” – Richelle E. Goodrich While not expecting much from Wrath of Man, I certainly expected better than what I was left with. Sometimes I think a person can get a bit too comfortable with their own fecal fumes, often confusing it for a pleasant […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse

“Vengeance is in my heart, death in my hand, Blood and revenge are hammering in my head.” -William Shakespeare Sometimes originality can be replaced by execution. By that I mean however unoriginal a story or its theme may be it can still be a damn good film if the final outcome is done well enough […]Read More

Salty Reviews: Untitled Pizza Movie

Untitled Pizza Movie is a clever title. It made me want to watch David Shapiro’s unconventional 7-part documentary series before I even knew what it was. They had me at pizza. Back in the mid-90s, pals Dave Shapiro and Leeds Atkinson took advantage of a camera shop’s generous return policy and borrowed some film equipment. […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Coming 2 America

“So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.” – King Jaffe Joffer I’m sure at some point I’ve been guilty of it myself, operating under this idea that if a sequel to a beloved film is made and falls well short of living up to its predecessor that […]Read More

Coming to America: A Look Back at a Timeless, Endearing

There are movies that you watch one time and that’s enough for a lifetime, and there are movies that you revisit time and time again, and never tire of, like old friends. For most of my life, I’ve had a voracious appetite for cinema (one that some might find unhealthy) and in that time I’ve […]Read More

Double Feature #71 with Cake Blissken

Welcome back for more! Meow, If you’ve got nothing better to do, head on over to your last local video store, search your favorite legal or illegal online subscription movie sites, check your personal DVD or VHS collection, and track these bad boys down. Meow, grab some delicious and/or nutritious sweet or sour treats, a […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Judas and the Black Messiah

“You can kill a revolutionary but you can never kill the revolution.” – Fred Hampton It’s topics like this, the assassination of American activist, Fred Hampton, that make you truly realize that at the end of the day you really don’t know much beyond your own window. I think we can all admit that, at […]Read More

Double Feature #70 with Cake Blissken

Welcome back for more! Meow, If you’ve got nothing better to do, head on over to your last local video store, search your favorite legal or illegal online subscription movie sites, check your personal DVD or VHS collection, and track these bad boys down. Meow, grab some delicious and/or nutritious sweet or sour treats, a […]Read More

Double Feature #69 with Cake Blissken

Welcome back for more! Meow, If you’ve got nothing better to do, head on over to your last local video store, search your favorite legal or illegal online subscription movie sites, check your personal DVD or VHS collection, and track these bad boys down. Meow, grab some delicious and/or nutritious sweet or sour treats, a […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: The Little Things

“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” – Stephen King I’m not sure what it says about our society that we find the subject of crime, in particular murder, so fascinating. I suppose it’s because for most of us the thought of taking someone’s life is […]Read More