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Meow, If you’ve got nothing better to do, head on over to your last local video store, search your favorite legal or illegal online subscription movie sites, check your personal DVD or VHS collection and track these bad boys down. Meow, grab some delicious and/or nutritious sweet or sour treats, a refreshing beverage, a nice cozy blanket or significant other and most importantly…stop looking at your cell phone and pay attention!!!
“Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace.” Uh, yeah…that’s not going to happen! So, get ready for some violence, 80’s Rock and cheesy martial arts at its finest with Amir Shervan’s Samurai Cop and Richard Park’s Miami Connection. Look for the following: Dragon Sound, a Maniac Cop, a younger John Oates looking dude, a very realistic wig, a Randy Rhodes poster, motorcycle ninjas and fingerless gloves. “I feel like someone’s stuck a big club up my ass. And it hurts. I gotta figure out a way to get it outta there.”
Bonus Play: For the name of the movie alone, add Brendan Steere’s The VelociPastor for more cheese, hookers and ninjas!
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