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Meow, If you’ve got nothing better to do, head on over to your local video store, search your favorite legal or illegal online subscription movie sites, check your personal DVD or VHS collection and track these bad boys down. Meow grab some delicious and nutritious sweet treats, a refreshing beverage and a nice cozy blanket or significant other and most importantly…Enjoy yourself!!!
Hello, baby. Shut up! It’s Daddy, you shithead! Where’s my bourbon? Can’t you fucking remember anything? Well then, how about a double shot of the one and only intense Dennis “Don’t you fucking look at me” Hopper! Today’s Double Feature Is David Lynch’s Blue Velvet and John Dahl’s Red Rock West. Look for the following: A waving fireman, Wayne Campbell’s psycho hose beast ex-girlfriend Stacy, a blood stained canary yellow blazer, a country singer who’s also an actor, a lightbulb microphone, Randy from Valley Girl and a very fake looking stuffed robin with a bug in its mouth! If you ever find a severed ear with ants crawling on it in a field, don’t smell or taste it…trust me!!!
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