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Meow, If you’ve got nothing better to do, head on over to your local video store, search your favorite legal or illegal online subscription movie site, check your personal DVD or VHS collection and track these bad boys down. Meow grab some delicious and nutritious sweet treats, a refreshing beverage and a nice cozy blanket or significant other and most importantly…Don’t fall asleep!!!
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Then check out today’s Double Feature with Peter and Bobby Farrelly’s Dumb and Dumber and Adam McKay’s Step Brothers. These lovable losers will make you feel smarter, but whatever you do, don’t touch Dale’s drum set! Look for the following…A copy of Rhode Island Slut, White dog poop, Turbo Lax, nunchucks, a snowball to the face, a sweaty viewing of COPS, a Shaggin’ Wagon, well oiled abs, IOU’s and a Billy Joel cover band who won’t play pre-80’s Joel songs at the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer! So you’re telling me there’s a chance!
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