Chase Gifford

"Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world"-Jean-Luc Godard

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Stoker

NERDLOCKER EDITOR’S NOTE – CLICK HERE FOR FREE MOVIE PASSES TO STOKER I could tell from the trailer this was going to be an odd movie but being odd doesn’t mean bad, not always at least. I really tried to like this but I was so bored the entire time. When it tried to be […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Dead Man Down

When I first saw the trailer I thought it looked different enough to be at least decent. Even though the WWE logo plays at the beginning I still wanted to give this one a chance. Until this I haven’t come across a WWE backed film that was in anyway good; check their upcoming film The […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: The Place Beyond The Pines

I would expect a film like this to be released closer to Christmas but it’s only March and here it is. This is certainly the first Oscar contender for the 2014 award show. It is superbly directed, acted, scripted and just all around an excellent film. With a talented director and an all-star cast the […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: 21 & Over

This has everything you’ve ever seen in any party film all thrown into one giant, generic, pointless film. From the writers of The Hangover, I think they need to quit their day jobs. When you are ripping off elements of a film that you wrote then I think you should go back to the drawing […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Dark Skies

The PG-13 horror movie is usually a red flag for a terrible movie. Unfortunately my curiosity always seems to get the best of me and I end up in the theater watching some half assed effort. While this is nowhere near the worst horror film I’ve ever seen it certainly is not a winner. It’s […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Snitch

One of my favorite things about movies is the unexpected good ones, the ones that just surprise you in the best ways. Snitch falls in this category for me. I went in expecting a mindless action flick with little story to back it up and ended up being a damn good movie with actual substance […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: A Good Day to Die Hard

John McClane is back! Sort of, mostly just his name makes a return. The rest of the McClane we all knew is nowhere to be seen. I wish someone could tell John Moore and the rest of them that this character isn’t Jason Bourne! He’s supposed to be foul mouthed, haggard, hungover, and sloppy and […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review – Flight

After a ten year hiatus from live action film, Robert Zemeckis makes a wonderful return with his newest drama/thriller Flight. Not only is this Zemeckis’s return it’s also a return of sorts for Denzel Washington. The majority of his films for the past five or so years have been just action movies and while they’re […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review – Argo

The fake movie that never was. Until 1997 this was thought to be a Canadian operation that rescued six American lives during the Iran hostage crisis of 1979. Once President Clinton declassified the operation the story painted a very different picture of what actually happened. With the assistance of the Canadian government and the CIA […]Read More

Nerdlocker Movie Review: Looper

“I saw a mom who would die for her son, a man who would kill for his wife, and a boy angry and alone, the bad path laid out in front of him. I saw it, and the path was a circle, round and round. So I changed it.” -L∞PER Looper was my first introduction […]Read More