All posts by Chase Gifford
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: Gretel & Hansel
“Losing your way on a journey is unfortunate. But, losing your reason for the journey is a fate more cruel.” -H.G. Wells Hansel and Gretel...
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Movies You May Have Missed: The Pact (2012)
“Always the innocent are the first victims, so it has been for ages past, so it is now.” -J.K. Rowling When a movie is this...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: The Wind
“Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.” -Mother Teresa A note of true terror rests within relatability. Relating to loneliness,...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: The Wretched
“There are horrors beyond life’s edge that we do not suspect, and once in a while man’s evil prying calls them just within our range.”...
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Nerdlocker Artist Interview: Game Designer, Richard Garfield
I’ve been in quarantine for over a month now. My sanity is mostly intact but I have my bad days like anyone else. It’s days...
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Nerdlocker T.V. Series Review: DEVS
Deus ex machina – (A god from the machine) Nearly a year ago my friend and I were walking along observing the outside spectacle that...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: Vivarium
vi·var·i·um /ˌvīˈverēəm/ noun an enclosure, container, or structure adapted or prepared for keeping animals under semi natural conditions for observation or study or as pets;...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: The Hunt
Trigger Warning: This movie will upset anyone incapable of laughing at themselves. If you are professionally outraged (you know who you are) all the damn...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: The Invisible Man
“Being invisible makes you powerful.” -Hanan Muzafar The reboot, the remake, the re-do, the re-whatever it is chances are it’s going to be nothing more...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: Onward
“Grief is in two parts. The first is loss. The second is the remaking of life.” -Anne Roiphe The loss of a loved one is...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: The Call of the Wild
“He had been suddenly jerked from the heart of civilization and flung into the heart of things primordial.” – Jack London Just a man and...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: Sonic the Hedgehog
“Speed provides the one genuinely modern pleasure.” -Aldous Huxley The journey of a thousand video game-based movies continues with Sonic the Hedgehog. I still maintain...
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Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn): A Nerdlocker Review
“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.” -Harley Quinn Birds of Prey (And the...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: Bad Boys for Life
“We ride together, we die together. Bad Boys for life.” -Bad Boys For a number of reasons some franchises just take absolutely forever to come...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: Underwater
“What would an ocean be without a monster lurking in the dark? It would be like sleep without dreams.” -Werner Herzog It’s that time of...
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Nerdlocker Presents: My Top 10 Best and Worst Movies of 2019
My TOP 10 Movies of 2019 10. Avengers: Endgame After ten years and twenty-three films, Endgame finally arrived and somehow closed out the Infinity Saga...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
“The Force will be with you. Always.” -Obi-Wan Kenobi “Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” I write this quote spoken by Princess/General Leia because...
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Nerdlocker Movie Review: Jumanji: The Next Level
Sequels are one of the trickiest puzzles to solve when it comes to movies, more specifically, successful and well-regarded movies. So often the thinking is...
